why we (esp ladies) love to read romantic books/ watch romantic movies/ listen to romantic songs?

why?

i do not know about others but for me, i like them cos they are able to provide me a feelings which i found it difficult to get from the 'real world'... muahahahaha!!!

i dont mind when the reality hits back once the movie/book/song is over... cos it was the short moment that matters.

now is the craze for twilight saga - and i am one of the twilight maniacs!
why?
who wouldnt want to be Bella?? being pursued by 2 most unimaginably attractive characters - the ever charming and gentleman Edward and also... the ever so edgy-rugged-badboy but loving Jacob. both care, love, ever so protective over head-over-heel-Bella... i dont think the bloodsucking mosquitoes could get near Bella when Edward is near or no sharp-teeth animal would dare to touch her when Jacob is there... huhuhhu...

who would resist the adrenaline rush when a vampire carry you on his back (romantically) on a 'fast ride' across the country...
or who would get the chance to be saved from drowning by the werewolf? a topless werewolf (eheehhe)


well, reality check:

whenever you complaint about nyamuk, you end up spraying the ridsect on your own in the middle of the night (or he would do it once a while... is it becos he just want you to shut up?)

i dont even wanna think about any sharp tooth animal - he will be the first one to run away (ahahaha- ye ke??)

carry you on his back?? carry you? on his back??? wanna talk about 'heavy' here?

save you from drowning? in my case, i think i would be save cos i am not a good swimmer and he is :D (sorry, dear - it is your job)


so, why we love romantic stuff again?

i think simply because those around us are not romantic enough... kuangkuangkuang...

where can i get?

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mana nak dpt baju kebaya labuh?

(btw, ada org suh aku carik dlm lemari nenek ku, nenek ku tak pakai kebaya, dia pakai gaun muahahahah!!!)

...
mana aaa?

things u thought u wont hear until ur son atleast hit puberty

di rumah, anak2 aku mmg kaki kentut bersepah...

semlm, hazeem kentut depan aku, stret aku bgtau dia,
"hazeem, nanti mama kentut kat hazeem terus hazeem tercampak pegi rumah sebelah"

dia jawab
"mama ni, nanti hazeem kentut lagi mama tercampak pegi jauh sana" sambil memuncungkan mulut menunjukkan betapa jauh aku akan pegi

aku lawan balik
"nanti mama kentut hazeem tercampak sampai planet mars"

dia melawan lagi
"hazeem kentut besar sekali mama tercampak sampai kubur"


erk!!!


adakah dia paham? wakakakak aku hanya mampu gelak besar...